“Ninja Terms”
July 30th, 2007 by imnotf-ingokayi recently went to www.askaninja.com and found out some interesting (and funny) shit
"Ninja terms"
- Ninjuice
Ninjuice has 2 main definitions:
"When you earn some street cred as a 90s style Ninja fighting a minotaur with a flannel shirt tied around its neck."
"Also a very painful beverage that tastes like a punch to the face."
- Ninjatar
A Ninjatar looks like a regular guitar,
yet should only be trained by paid assassins. Its said that the "licks"
are so electrifyingly brain-rocking, that if you’re not a ninja, your
brain would explode, unless your playing John Denver because for some
reason you cant "rock out" to John Denver.
- Nonja
A Nonja is a general term that ninjas use for non-ninjas who
want-to-be or pretend-to-be ninjas. He gives several notable exampes
such as
-Michael Dudikoff
-Jennifer Love Hewitt
-Supreme Court Justice Ruth Ginsburg
The Ninja also notes that he does not trust women in black "because they’re nonjas!"
- Ningiants
Ningiants are Giant ninjas with fists the size of John Goodman. They were once thought to be a myth.
- Minjas
Very small ninjas, who are very good at hiding. Their name is short version of Mini-Ninjas or Midget Ninjas
- Sneakret
According to the Ninja, a sneakret is a really really sneaky secret.
He claims that they are so secret that if you try to speak them, the
words will sneak out of your mouth and go hide somewhere in a county
fair.
- Killacon
The largest annual convention for deadly people and one heck of a party.
- Ninjopoly
A very long and boring game. It is played on a black board with
invisible game pieces. You play it by throwing a smoke bomb and move
your pieces around randomly. The game ends when one player kills the
other player, just like regular monopoly.
- Ninternship
A killer internship. Its not told when it starts or finishes or what
it entails. If you survive it then you will never have to apply for
another job again.
